RTE have done it again: Awesome.

August 10, 2009

YESSSSS!!!!! FUCK. YES!

UGGGGG, YEAH, FUCKING-A!!!!

RTE, charity, reality, FUCKING FAMOUS PEOPLE!!!! YES!!!!

OUH! BABY!

I am honestly excited. Why? Because, my sources (Me and Ryan still keep in touch), and some elbow grease on my part (Mooney loved every second of it) and I have managed to watch the first episode of the new RTE Reality Show that-is-also-some-charity-thing, Lords of the Ring1.

Which entails: guess what? It actually gets 10 people that we know (and love!) and puts them in a boxing ring.

And holy shit,… I don’t want to give anything away. But…

Holy shit, Joe O’Shea actually kills a dude.

Shit, sorry, I shouldn’t of told you that. But my God. He actually punches a guy so hard, his ribs collapse and he’s like, shitting blood on the mat. It’s disgusting, but probably the most metal thing I have ever seen. And then he grabs the camera, and says, “RTE, this is what you get for replacing me with some chick’s fucking sister.”

HELL YES! He actually just tosses the F-bomb out like that, and just walks off, like he didn’t just punch a guy so hard his legs snapped off. He then drink drives his way home.

Honestly, the legs are still there, standing on the mat. Steaming.

But that’s not the best part.

The best part, the really best part, is that Lee Sharpe is in it.

MASTER!

The Football Master!

TITMUSS!

The Invisible Man!

ILLNESS!

Loves Meningitis!

Fuck. Yes.

1 This also involved a small amount of time travel